CPMan's Blog

2 August 2017:
Two Public-Figure
Punks I'd Like to Blister

As David Kopay said in his book, "... there would be an auction for the privilege of paddling somebody who wasn't liked." (See this link on this website)

There are two little punks who have been in the national news recently who really need to be taught a lesson. I would gladly pay for the opportunity to blister their butts.

The first is Martin Shkreli. Wikipedia says the following about Shkreli:

        

In September 2015, Shkreli received widespread criticism when Turing [the pharmaceutical firm of which he was founder and CEO] obtained the manufacturing license for the antiparasitic drug Daraprim and raised its price by a factor of 56 (from US$13.5 to US$750 per pill), leading him to be referred to as "the most hated man in America" and "pharma bro".

Shkreli is 34 y/o and 5ft 5in (165 cm). He was March 17, 1983 in Brooklyn, New York.

  

The other is Anthony Scaramucci ("The Mooch"), recently famous due to his association with Donald Trump and rapid fall from grace. Here's what Wikipedia says about him:

        

On July 21, 2017, Scaramucci was appointed White House Communications Director. He began work on July 25, although he had not yet been sworn in. Days into the job, Scaramucci provoked controversy after an expletive-laden interview he gave to the The New Yorker's Ryan Lizza, in which he made obscene and strongly derogatory statements about several other members of the Trump Administration. Ten days after the announcement of his appointment, he was fired from the post by President Donald Trump on the recommendation of the new White House Chief of Staff, General John F. Kelly.

Despite his sometimes youthful appearance, Scaramucci is 53 (born January 6, 1964 in Port Washington, New York). He is 5ft 8in (173 cm).

  

Amusingly, an article on the Washington Post website today says that:

         Scaramucci's name comes from the Italian word "scaramuccia," which means "brief fight" or "controversy of little importance." It could be roughly translated as "scuffle" or "skirmish," but those English terms hardly convey the nuances of the Italian word, which implies gratuitousness, pettiness and, more often than not, clownish behavior.

Ordinarily, I'm a pretty safe and sane top, but with these punks I'd like to let loose and blister their asses. Bare-ass, no-warmup paddling with a heavy hardwood fraternity-style paddle with holes.




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